Showing posts with label Google. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Google. Show all posts

Saturday, March 31, 2012

O My Tooth and Your Ache

Badly suffering from toothaches these days. Doctors are no help. Toothaches or teethaches??? I don’t know what’s the right word for it. Different varieties of aches are appearing in different teeth all the time. I am never sure which tooth is actual sufferer. Seven teeth have gone through the procedures. Three are in queue. I’m sure all those seven victims were innocent and suffered more in doctor’s hand. The one with actual problem is still at large. Anyhow, they keep on reminding their sufferings now n then.

We live in Google world. Every remedy lies in Google, and Google only. But here, Google is no better than doctors, even worse. Thousands of remedies are available with no true help. It hasn’t reduce the pain, but I must admit, has increased my knowledge bank.

Clove and peppermint were always in my list for toothache. But I never knew that onion and garlic also worked. (I didn’t try anyway). Asafoetida is the new finding. It’s useful for toothache in my old-age too. I’m going to try it for sure. It’s my childhood friend. But the true friend in my old age – oats, could also work miracles. And what’s this wheatgrass and how to find it? somebody tell me please. Thank you very much. But the best discovery is the name of Whiskey. It numbs the gum which results in lessening the ache. Wow. Now would you please excuse me. I’m going for the treatment.


Monday, January 2, 2012

Till Facebook Do Us Part......

The 1st news paper of this New Year (1 January 2012) delivered a fantastic news at my door step – Facebook is responsible for one third divorces around the globe. It was the front page news in both the papers I generally read on Sunday morning. In today’s world, a news related to the president of any country, economy crash, war in neighbouring countries may not get place on the front page across all nations of the earth. But anything related to Facebook, Twitter or Google is certainly going to get prominent place in each n every nook and corner of this planet. Only one day before this news was published, a Google survey was also placed on the first page that we, Lucknowites, are second in searching about ‘Sex’ on Google. And we are not behind New York, or London, or Tokyo. These poor cities couldn’t even secure a place in top ten list. Colombo is at the top. Shame on us Lucknowites. Com’mon. We can beat Colombo easily. But what should we do with the Facebook. Wait till Facebook do us part???? Whew!


Till Facebook Do Us Part, Do It With Google