Give Me My Daily Coffee Pussy Cat

Recipe: take a cat. Offer her coffee beans. Let her digest it, but not completely, take care of it. Ask her to give it back. Accept the poo with thanks. Keep the beans; let the rest of it go. Hand roast the beans for 12 minutes. Your cuppa espresso is ready. Serve as latte or cappuccino. WoW. You’re enjoying the coffee which you’ll get from Barista in London for £50.00 only. Yes, you got it right. That’s a little less than rs. 5000/- for a cup. I love you pussy cat. Give me my daily cup of coffee please.

Give Me My Daily Coffee Pussy Cat

The news item goes like –

It has gone on sale at the Peter Jones department store in Sloane Square, where customers with particularly refined tastebuds can also buy a shot of espresso for £50. Internationally-renowned barista David Cooper created the coffee, which is a blend of Jamaican Blue Mountain and the exclusive Kopi Luwak bean. Kopi Luwak, or Civet coffee, is made from beans eaten, partly digested, and then expelled by the Indonesian civet cat.

Find it in full from its original source where I read it (and at some other news sites too) - Cat Poo Coffee Costs £50

Facebook : Our Own Restricted Place

Facebook is summoned by a Delhi court for Obscene Content. Well. It should be a matter of debate what is obscene? A nude picture or a nude comment. All social networking websites have become an open platform to curse any person, religion, community, political party, just anything. Days of spreading rumors thru a fake account are gone. People are putting everything openly their own names, with their picture and even phone number. And everybody gets followers. You don’t need to be an Anna or Baba. The two most popular names, anyhow, got popularity mainly speaking again something, not for any positive talking. Now who gains what with these kinds of court issues? Certainly these websites itself only. Today’s Twitter is the child of controversial comments only. Who else is happy…. I don’t know. Shri Kapil Sibal ji perhaps. He’s the one who wants to restrict these sites. I don’t know if my comments are also anti-someone-something. I should also get one follower at least.

Facebook : Authorized Comments Only

Rana appears in the New Pepsi Commercial

Baharistan-e Urdu

I got a very interesting news in today’s newspaper. 

In Kashmir, the State School Education Board has published a children school Urdu text-book which shows a police personal as an explanation or example for the word Zo (Zoe - ظ) for Zalim (persecutor/ tyrant).

What a fun. I wonder who finalized the book and how it was passed thru all channels. The book Baharistan-e Urdu is meant for young children. What the Board is trying to teach them from the beginning. I don’t know what else is there in their text books. But certainly I want to know now.

Baharistan-e Urdu

 

the picture is taken from the internet. please inform me if it violates any copyright. 

it would be removed asap.

Leo : My Moon Sign

Reading today’s news paper i came across my favourite column – Yearly Zodiac Predictions, which i love to read every year and forget. For Leo, which is my sign, it reads – 

“You’ll get favours from women and generally the results would be good.” 

WoW!! Thank you Pandey ji. I love you so much. And you’re again right with your final line – 

“Go back to your initial love as it is the only source which can provide solutions to all problems.” 

Oh oh, my Goddess. That’s the only truth of my life, i know. Not only you, but one of the best astrologers in India Pt. Misra has also said exactly same thing – 

“Go back to Her, for that’s where your happiness is.” 

He even advised me to bow to her, touch her feet or do anything to win her heart again. Thank you Dear Astrologers. I have full faith in you.

My Moon sign Leo with my Sun sign Virgo

Veena Malik : Lost & Found

Veena Malik found in Mumbai…. Big news. She hasn’t got back to Pakistan, as we received news yesterday. And day before yesterday, everybody was worried that she was untraceable. She was lost…… O’mGod. Why’s Veena become so important to us.

For she posed in nude for a magazine???? How dares she??? How could she do it??? Everybody is annoyed, shouting, cursing her…. And searching for her nude pictures on line. Watching her secretly. And again cursing her more n more.

Whatever the reason is. But we love to hate you Veena Malik. You are our dirty picture. Don’t go missing again.

Veena Malik : the Controversial FHM Magazine Cover

Bhagwad Gita faces ban in Russia

Bhagwat Geeta is banned in Russia. whew. is it a joke? certainly the most respected scripture for every Indian and one of the best descriptions of the philosophy of human life is called “extremist” by Russian court. not merely Indian government but every Indian must resist.

‘Extremist’ Bhagwad Gita faces ban in Russia